500 Ironic Stories is your go-to podcast for original funny short stories about modern life. Each episode is filled with humor and unexpected twists – a perfect mood booster for both kids and adults. The stories are energetically narrated, ensuring you’ll smile and laugh out loud. Whether you’re looking for a bedtime story or something to entertain you during car rides, we’ve got you covered. And listening is completely free! New stories are posted every Saturday. Join our community by subscribing and engage with us at 500ironicstories.com where you can read the text version of all funny short stories.
A Mississippi hair stylist meets a new client who happens to be related to an old client. Each client tells the same Thanksgiving story from very different perspectives. Fiction short story with text and audio.
Thanksgiving Salon Read More »
After seeing the blue porches in Key West, a woman from Indiana decides to paint her porch. She is soon in a struggle with some insect visitors. Fiction short story with text and audio.
The Science of Purple Porches Read More »
A previous fib about dating Cindy Crawford in his younger days comes back to haunt a husband during his birthday dinner in New York. Fictional short story with text and audio.
Dating Cindy Crawford Read More »
A family of isolated nomads living on the salt flats, surrounded by saltwater, are visited by a couple and their dog. Something has to change in their lonely world. Fictional short story with text and audio
Saltwater Starlight Dog Read More »
Attempts to trick kids into giving up Halloween candy using a Sorting Hat, Harry Potter, and Slytherin House membership produce mixed results. Fictional short story with text and audio.
Slytherin Halloween Read More »
A trip to a Halloween pumpkin patch and corn maze highlights the navigational skills of some visitors and creates desperation for others. Fictional short story with text and audio.
Pumpkin Patch Skills Read More »
A trip to Disneyworld on the opening weekend of the new Smugglers Run ride creates an ironic situation when a real life smuggling operation unfolds. Fictional short story with text and audio.
Weekend Smugglers Run Read More »
A daredevil pilot takes his new son-in-law on the ride of his life, even landing on a road for a hitchhiker. Set in southern Arizona, land of Javelina. Fictional short story with text and audio.
A Patrick Mahomes lookalike tries to take advantage in a Kansas City restaurant. He finds that being Patrick Mahomes has its plusses and minuses. Fictional short story with text and audio.
Being Patrick Mahomes Read More »
A practical joke on a camping trip to Great Basin NP creates a treasured arrowhead keepsake. The innocent joke has long lasting consequences. Fictional short story with text and audio.
An Unforgettably Lucky Arrowhead Read More »